Weirdest animal pictures ever! This photo compilation of the world’s weirdest pictures of dogs, monkeys, horses are funny and strange.

Dear diary, the humans apparently think I am some kind of king or emperor. I believe this is due to the fact that I regularly eat my own. I will lick their faces to show my appreciation.

This parrot has the chocolate salty balls to do what we all wish we could do when walking past a chocolate fountain (including, I’m imagining, this woman

You know just an elephant water skiing. Which makes me wonder can elephants swim?

Nothing like putting some raw steaks on your jeep to get that up close and personal experience with a lion. Actually the people in this photo are safe. They’re sitting behind reinforced glass at an exhibit at the Werribee Open Range Zoo in Victoria, Australia.

It’s late and this guy is getting hammered

Just a dog hanging out in the middle of a waterfall.

Lions and tigers and bears oh my! (that expression is from the wizard of oz by the way). This is Maximus the grizzly bear, Bam Bam the lion, and Nahma the white tiger who all live in at the Myrtle Beach Safari and Wildlife Preserve in South Carolina USA.

I guess he must be an experienced underwater snake handler. I wonder if this guy ever read the story about the Moray Eel biting off the thumb of a diver?

Breaking bread with a Bison

Just a couple of Lions spending a day at the Human zoo. This is from the Orana Wildlife Park in New Zealand.

This may technically make the Tiger a scrub because he’s hanging out of the passenger side of his best friends ride but I’m not going to tell him.

Introducing the new apple ipony. Some people say this horse is like a service dog to help this woman with the advantage that miniature horses live about 30 years compared to a dog’s 13 years. Other’s say neigh.

This is a 50 ton sperm whale being transported from the beach where it had washed ashore to a research center to be studied. As the whale was being transported, gasses from the natural decomposition process built up to the point where they exploded and shot guts all over the street.
Wait, what is that?

Hey you got a pic-a-nic basket? A bunch of tourists in Yellowstone hanging out with a mama black bear and her cub. Sounds safe.

This is Ana Julia Torres kissing a lion called Jupiter in her animal refuge in Colombia. She has some 800 animals including tigers, cougars (besides her), crocodiles, monkeys, and several bird.

I guess this island took another promiscuous island home last night. Actually this is Christmas island which is a small island found off the coast of Australia. Each year millions of Christmas Island red crabs migrate from the forests to the beach to breed. By the way it’s called Christmas island because it was discovered on Christmas day in 1643.

Although it looks as if it could be photoshopped this really happened. It’s a man spraying police with milk in Brussels, Belgium during protests by farmers. The farmers wanted production
limited so milk prices would be driven up.

[If you listen closely you can hear the cheetahs saying: ]This better be fancy feast b_h!

Just an old man riding a bear through the street. This was the Talabshoh Sheikhov, who was known as the Bear Man of Dushanbe (which is the capital of Tajikistan), riding his bear Maria. Reportedly both the man and the bear died in 2013.

This kid looks like a young ace ventura if ace ventura was a true player for life

You might not see it at first but there’s a bear in the passenger seat of that lamborghini.
It wasn’t that long ago that I had ..only 47.. lamborghinis.. in my.. lamborghini... account

Some old people go down hill and some just become more awesome. This guy looks like a real life Hannibal Smith

I guess you could say they’re riding bear back.

Wait that doesn’t sound any better. Anyway she’s a deer who was born on a deer farm so she’s always been domesticated and lives with a family in Ohio, USA. What we’re looking at in this photo is her in her own room which happens to have a 24/7 webcam running in it.

Yes horse diving was an actual thing. Starting in the 1880’s people started diving horse off platforms as high as 60 feet (18.3 m). Reportedly the horse said hell neigh before this shot. In fact horse diving still goes on today in the Magic Forest park in New York but only at a height of 9 feet (2.7 m) and with no rider..

Baby let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear. “I hope you like fish sticks”

Is planet of the apes closer than we think? Or actually planet of the monkeys (since this little guy has a tail). Apparently this monkey is most likely dead and was setup in this position by a hunter to take this photo.

I’d say this monkey has balls for riding this bull if it weren’t for the fact that he’s strapped in and has no choice

I’m not sure if this baby is trying to kiss this fish or eat it. Either way this looks pretty gross.