Taylor Swift Fifteen? No, Fifty: Key of Awesome #15

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Taylor Swift is reaching out to a broader audience!
After the success of her song "Fifteen" she uses her vast knowledge of the human condition to capture what its like to be a middle aged man.

Written by Mark Douglas
Directed by Tom Small
Vocals by Sophie Dupin [ www.myspace.com/sophiedupin ]

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LYRICS

Fifty
You walk into the office and pull yourself together
For a meeting with your a-hole boss
He tells you that youre fired, but he calls it retired
He says Sorry but weve gotta cut costs

You start screaming like a fool
You trash your cubicle
And they have to call security

You see a hot girl by the curb
And you try to flirt with her
But she thinks you need help crossing the street

When youre fifty
Sometimes you drink till you pass out on the floor

Now your livers destroyed and youve got hemorrhoids
And you can barely get it up anymore

MIKE
Aww cmon that only happened once! Shut up, Taylor Swift?

TAYLOR
Fifty

TAYLOR
Youre kids think youre lame and they cant hide their shame
When youre with them in public place
And your wife can hardly stand you she always reprimands you
And your son calls you a douchebag to your face

And then youve finally had enough
You say, son you think youre tough?
You think that you can whoop your dad?

Hes says, No Id rather not.
You say, gimme your best shot.
And then he kicks you in the nads

When your 50

MIKE
Hey shut up! Ill sing a verse your stupid song?
Youve got squinty little eyes, and you sound crappy live
Kanye was drunk but he wasnt wrong

And you sucked on the Grammys
[Taylor Swift starts to cry.]

MIKE
Im sorry Taylor Swift. Im just going through a rough time. That was uncalled for. Youre very talented.

[She kicks him in the nuts and runs off with the butterflies and birds]

MIKE
Ahhhh! Somebody get me the hell out of this enchanted forest.
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