Watch my parody of We Can't Stop! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K-b5xzgg2U

Get this song on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=310337725&s=143441

This is a parody of Miley Cryus' Song 7 Things about the things I do not like about cardboard! Hah... I had to do it!

Lyrics:
I probably shouldn't say this.
Because my friends think that I'm weird.
Everytime I say I love you they remind me you can't hear.
It's because you're cardboard. I'm always ignored.
But you feel so real to me why can't they see.
And you're still standing in the same way.
Just how i left you yesterday, against the wall.
Don't fall.

The 7 things I hate about you.
You're fake, you break, you are not real.
If only I had something to feel.
You are 2D with no back side.
You cost me quite a lot to buy.
My friends are jerks they make fun of us.
Just know it hurts. I want to be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute ;-)

It's awkward and silent because cardboard cannot speak.
I wonder what you think about when you smile and stare at me.
Dood are you serious?! You're delirious? She is cardboard
she can't hear us.
YES I CAN. (lyke WTF)
Dood zomg did she just talk?!
She's been real all along! Say something again!

DAVE NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!

The 7 things I like about you.
You're hair, your eye, cardboard Levis.
When we kiss you're hypnotized.
You let me do whatever I want.
I can't wait till Chris is gone! ;-)
We never fight when I hold you tight
Ow! Splinter! Ohhh it's alright!
I wanna be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I like the most about you.

You make cardboard look cute.

Sub to Chris! Eh?
http://www.youtube.com/iamchrisc

Thanks to my BlogTvers who helped with the lyrics! The Relica team is going on tour! The We’re All Alright Tour kicks off on September 30th and we’ll be on the road until mid-November. You’ll get to see all of your regular faves, Dave Days, Future Sunsets, and Alex Preston, and your new faves, Restless Road and House On Cliff. Exclusive pre-show VIP experiences and post-show bus parties will be available at each show. Tickets are on sale now, come hang out (down the street)! Dates and VIP info below!

wereallallright.com

VIP EXPERIENCE:
- VIP access wristband
- Early entry to the venue and ticket to the show
- Meet and Greet/Photo Op
- Signed official “We’re All Alright” Tour t-shirt
- Intimate acoustic performance

DATES: (links coming soon)
Wednesday, September 30, 2015 – Hawthorne Theater – Portland, OR
Thursday, October 1, 2015 – El Corazon – Seattle, WA
Sunday, October 4, 2015 – Lost Lake – Denver, CO
Friday, October 9, 2015 – Reggie’s – Chicago, IL
Thursday, October 15, 2015 – The Garage – Burnsville, MN
Friday, October 16, 2015 – Fubar – St. Louis, MO
Saturday, October 17, 2015 – Musica – Akron, OH
Sunday, October 18, 2015 – London Music Hall - Rum Runners – London, ON (Canada)
Tuesday, October 20, 2015 – Virgin Mobile Mod Club – Toronto, ON (Canada)
Thursday, October 22, 2015 – Revolution Music Hall – Amityville, NY
Friday, October 23, 2015 – Fete Ballroom – Providence, RI
Saturday, October 24, 2015 – Salve Regina University – Newport, RI **DAVE DAYS AND FUTURE SUNSETS ONLY**
Sunday, October 25, 2015 – Crocodile Rock – Allentown, PA
Thursday, October 29, 2015 – Ottobar – Baltimore, MD
Sunday, November 1, 2015 – Backbooth – Orlando, FL
Tuesday, November 3, 2015 – Prophet Bar – Dallas, TX
Thursday, November 5, 2015 – Warehouse Live Studio – Houston, TX
Friday, November 6, 2015 – Texas Motor Speedway – Fort Worth, TX (TBA)
Saturday, November 7, 2015 – Texas Motor Speedway – Fort Worth, TX (TBA)
Sunday, November 8, 2015 – Texas Motor Speedway – Fort Worth, TX (TBA)
Friday, November 13, 2015 – House of Blues San Diego – Voodoo Room – San Diego, CA
Sunday, November 15, 2015 – Chain Reaction – Anaheim, CA